Bread Buff Pillows

'I've got the biggest, softest baps on the high street and I only charge 10p a roll.'

Weird shaped bread and a French baguette.

"Your mother said that you needed a roll model."

Baking

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Now here's a place I like!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

A dog at the bakery.

Surreal ale

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'You've had enough.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Gullib-Os

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'