Bread Buff Mugs

'I've got the biggest, softest baps on the high street and I only charge 10p a roll.'

Weird shaped bread and a French baguette.

"Your mother said that you needed a roll model."

Baking

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Now here's a place I like!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

A dog at the bakery.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'You've had enough.'

Gullib-Os

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I bake my own bread.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"What does she have that I don't?"