Buttery Toast Buff Pillows

"Buttered side down! Happy days!

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Baking

A dog at the bakery.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Better Not Squash.

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Somewhere in France

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Gullib-Os

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"What does she have that I don't?"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Bagel problems.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

Down on Her.