Butternut Buff Pillows

Better Not Squash.

Pirate

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Beanirrito"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Baking

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Somewhere in France

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Gullib-Os

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'