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"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Somewhere in France

Pirate

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Picking pastries.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Beanirrito"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Baking

Better Not Squash.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

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Egg Buggy

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Fetching some bread

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"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Bowl Games.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

'And this one here's just a piece of bacon from breakfast.'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'