Baguette Musician Pillows

French Stereotype

Picking pastries.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Somewhere in France

Robert Schumann

'I'd rather be playing football.'

Fetching some bread

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Painting Music

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'You honor, I'd like to tell my client's life story with the accompaniment of a string quartet.'

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

Swamp creature with French baguette.

Caution Falling Rocks

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

I love French.

Edith Piaf

Eric Satie

Music Technology

Old frenchman using a french stick as a walkign stick

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

Beethoven

"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"

"Maybe it's still alive."

"I trust you've fully experienced the bouquet?"

"On second thought, let's go back to our original plan with guns."