Baguette Musician Gifts

French Stereotype

Picking pastries.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Somewhere in France

Robert Schumann

'I'd rather be playing football.'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Fetching some bread

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Painting Music

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

Swamp creature with French baguette.

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

Caution Falling Rocks

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

I love French.

Eric Satie

Music Technology

Old frenchman using a french stick as a walkign stick

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

Beethoven

"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"

"Maybe it's still alive."

"On second thought, let's go back to our original plan with guns."