I love French.
Baguette Lover Gifts
Looking for a delightful gift for a baguette lover? Our collection features witty and warm products that embrace the passion for crusty breads. From fun mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, these items celebrate the joy of bread obsession in a playful way.
Swamp creature with French baguette.
Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier
French Bankers in London
Paul Klee
'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'
'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'
Picking pastries.
"How many darn burritos did you eat?"
Countervailing Clichés.
'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'
"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"
"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."
Somewhere in France
With Compliments
On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'
Champagne
"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."
I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.
'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'
"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"
"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."
Wine at the Bar
" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."
Fetching some bread
"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."
Charity Shop Income on Rise
The price or the biscuits?
The Waiter
Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.
Bobby eight year old
The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.
"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"
With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.
"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."
Baguette Lover Gifts Collection
Baguette Lover Mugs
Discover more delightful baguette lover gifts on our mugs page, where humor and bread come together in charming designs perfect for breakfast or coffee breaks.
Baguette Lover Pillows
Looking for a cozy way to celebrate their bread passion? Our pillows feature fun and inviting baguette themes that add charm and humor to any space.
Baguette Lover Prints
Bring a slice of bread-loving humor to your décor with our witty prints, ideal for framing and celebrating the passion of baguette aficionados.
Baguette Lover T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts collection for more witty and bread-themed apparel that baguette lovers will adore for casual wear or unique gift-giving.