Baguette Lover Pillows

I love French.

Swamp creature with French baguette.

French Bankers in London

Paul Klee

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Picking pastries.

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Countervailing Clichés.

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Somewhere in France

With Compliments

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Champagne

Wine at the Bar

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

Fetching some bread

Charity Shop Income on Rise

Bobby eight year old

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

The Waiter

The price or the biscuits?

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

The Price or the Biscuits?

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

"Actually, Claudine, I like you very much—probably more than any other woman I've known."