Baguette Maestro Pillows

The French piper

Horti-Culture

Orchestra.

Picking pastries.

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Kultural K9's.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

A woman playing a keyboard

Malcolm Sargent

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Edvard Grieg

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Somewhere in France

Patissier

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

The Drummer

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

I will be Bach.

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?