Butternut Buff Mugs

Better Not Squash.

Pirate

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Beanirrito"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Baking

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Somewhere in France

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Gullib-Os

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'