Banana Buff Pillows

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Baking

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Better Not Squash.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Gullib-Os

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

Wine of the Day Club

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

'I could have had a V-8!'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Bagel problems.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

Missing sock

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block