Vegetable Buff Pillows

Runner Bean

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Plant Parenthood...

Gullib-Os

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

'He's all eyes!'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Poinsettia

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Macho Vegetarian

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Excellent cork, go ahead and pour.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'