Brandy Buff Pillows

"Your usual one too many, sir."

'I'm afraid he's gone.' (stealing his drink).

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Alpha Seltzer

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Have you no common scents?!'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Baking

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Some scents are nonsense.

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

French horn.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

National Coffee Day

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Who's the new guy?'

Gerald Ratner's return