Brandy Buff Prints

"Your usual one too many, sir."

'I'm afraid he's gone.' (stealing his drink).

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

US v.s. Tech Giants

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

The Alpha Seltzer

'Have you no common scents?!'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Baking

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Some scents are nonsense.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Surreal ale

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

French horn.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

National Coffee Day

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."