Candy Buff Prints

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Backfire

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Bloody hell!"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

US v.s. Tech Giants

Bubble gum leaves

Alternative fielding positions

The Alpha Seltzer

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Cat Hecklers

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Beware of the frog"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"