Candy Prints

All-Candy Seder.

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Where candy corn comes from...

After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.

Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.

'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

"Well? Have I hit it yet?"

'I'm afraid you've got diabetes.'

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy.'

'I'm worried that I might have an S.T.D.. . . I know. . . but I've had sex will all sorts.'

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

"Well, thanks for the box of raisins, but we can't promise you a very good Trick or Treat rating on Yelp."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

"I'm confused....you always say not to take candy from strangers, but tonight you tell me to go to strangers and ask for candy!"

'Given the downward slope of our demand curve...order more jelly beans.'

"Don't go to my teacher's house. All she ever gives out is homework."

'We're all out of candy. How 'bout a nice piece of meatloaf?'

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"I'm not eating candy before dinner. I'm skipping dinner."

"And that's for making me break my New Year's resolution!!"

"Ok, now...find your center."

'The Tooth Fairy and her evil twin, the Sweet-Tooth Fairy.'

"We'll catch 'em and cook 'em when the sugar wears off."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."