Candy Philosophers Prints

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Bubble gum leaves

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Chocolate Shop

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The dark side of Halloween.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."