Candy Buff Gifts

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Backfire

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Bloody hell!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Bubble gum leaves

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Alternative fielding positions

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Have you no common scents?!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Beware of the frog"

Cat Hecklers

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!