Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.
Sugar Buff Gifts
If you know someone passionate about sugar, baking, or sweet treats, our collection offers a creative twist on their favorite interest. From witty mugs to stylish t-shirts, pillows, and prints, find the perfect item that combines humor and charm. This is an ideal gift for bakers, dessert lovers, or anyone who adores a good sugar fix. Brighten their day with a thoughtful gift that celebrates their sweet obsession with a playful and artistic touch.
Tuck Shop: Closed due to expansion.
Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.
A Good Batch.
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
Wishing Well, Wishing Good.
Doggone
Cat Burglar
Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.
The Alpha Seltzer
"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"
I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.
"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"
'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'
Roget's Pet
Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!
Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling
Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'
'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.
National Coffee Day
"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"
"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."
"And I get a really, really tall straw?"
'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'
'Who's the new guy?'
Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!
With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).
"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."
"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"
'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'
'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'
''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'
Sugar Buff Gifts Collection
Sugar Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of sugar buff mugs packed with humor and artistic flair. Perfect for daily coffee or tea rituals.
Sugar Buff Pillows
Find cozy pillows with creative sugar-inspired designs that add warmth and personality to any space.
Sugar Buff Prints
Decorate with our vibrant sugar-themed prints, perfect for adding a touch of artful sweetness to their home or office.
Sugar Buff T-Shirts
Browse our playful sugar-themed t-shirts designed to showcase their love for all things sweet in style.