Brandy Barrel Buff Pillows

St. Bernard with Puppies

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

French horn.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'You've had enough.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Madoff and devil.

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."