Brandy Barrel Buff Gifts

St. Bernard with Puppies

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

The Alpha Seltzer

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

French horn.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'You've had enough.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Who's the new guy?'

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

Madoff and devil.

Appointments and Disappointments

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.