Bacon Buff Pillows

'And this one here's just a piece of bacon from breakfast.'

"Due to staff shortages, you have to cook your own bacon."

Pirate

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Hamlet

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

A dog at the bakery.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).