Bacon Buff Prints

"Due to staff shortages, you have to cook your own bacon."

Pirate

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Hamlet

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

A dog at the bakery.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Aromatherapy for Men

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

"Oooh... bacon!"