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'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

I knew it was a mistake letting you sign up for Amazon Primate. Bananas.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Baking

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Better Not Squash.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Gullib-Os

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"Take it. It's your bonus."

Wine of the Day Club

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"What does she have that I don't?"

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'I could have had a V-8!'

Missing sock

Bagel problems.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."