Buttery Toast Buff Gifts

"Buttered side down! Happy days!

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Baking

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

A dog at the bakery.

Better Not Squash.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Somewhere in France

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Gullib-Os

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"What does she have that I don't?"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Bagel problems.

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."