Burnt Toast Enthusiast Gifts

'The way she cremates things in the kitchen - She should have been an undertaker!'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Pope tarts.

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'How would you like your toast?'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

"What would you serve with toast?"

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Have you seen this toaster?