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'The way she cremates things in the kitchen - She should have been an undertaker!'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'How would you like your toast?'

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"What would you serve with toast?"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'Hot indeed.'

Cattle Grid Toast