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'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Pope tarts.

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'How would you like your toast?'

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

"What would you serve with toast?"

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."