Burnt Toast Lovers Gifts

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'How would you like your toast?'

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"What would you serve with toast?"

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Cattle Grid Toast