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'What was this, before you incinerated it?'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Prosecco

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'How would you like your toast?'

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

'Hot indeed.'

Have you seen this toaster?

Cattle Grid Toast