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'What was this, before you incinerated it?'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'How would you like your toast?'

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"What would you serve with toast?"

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Cattle Grid Toast

Have you seen this toaster?