Coffee And Toast Devotee T-Shirts

Hot trends on the school run. . .

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Burning the midnight oil.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

You've Had Enough!

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Non-Power Breakfast

Toast: the high energy food

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Prosecco

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Teapot

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Broken Alarm Clock.

Waiting for retirement.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'