Coffee And Toast Devotee Pillows

Hot trends on the school run. . .

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

You've Had Enough!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Broken Alarm Clock.

Waiting for retirement.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Teapot

Just don't let the old man get you down.

Prosecco

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'