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"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

Pope tarts.

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

"To toast!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Trash-talkin' artists

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Toast kidnapper.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Pint

Wine Lovers

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

"What would you serve with toast?"

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

Have you seen this toaster?

Cattle Grid Toast

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.