Burnt Delicacy Chef T-Shirts

"Hello..? is that the 'burnt soup hotline..?'"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Tzatzikicicle

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Anti-inflammation recipes

Cannibal recipes.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Spatula Conductor

Pizza Rescue.

"Appetizer is almost done."

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

Artist and chiken

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Who wants to lick the swatters.

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

"Fire down."

'These celebrity cookbooks are getting ridiculous.'

Another Rookie Mistake

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."