Burnt Delicacy Chef T-Shirts

"Hello..? is that the 'burnt soup hotline..?'"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Tzatzikicicle

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Anti-inflammation recipes

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Cannibal recipes.

Spatula Conductor

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Pizza Rescue.

"Appetizer is almost done."

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

Artist and chiken

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

"Fire down."

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

Another Rookie Mistake

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."