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Anti-inflammation recipes

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Keith Floyd.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Recipes.

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Noodle exchange program.

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

Beard helper

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

'These celebrity cookbooks are getting ridiculous.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"If anyone asks, I didn't hear about the big beef recall."

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever use a stool to cook?"

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

Frozen Fish

'Venison steaks for a year! Now, Mikey will tell you the bad news.'

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'

'The bizarre etiquette of entertaining: the smaller the group the worse the food.'

The Wokking Dead

Our Village Industrial Competition.

'I really should consult a dietician. My idea of preparing healthy food is to blow the sugar off a donut.'

BBQ