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'Some people like their toast well done.'

Counting ribs

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Regular service or affected?"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

'New Barbeque.'

*=Hotdog

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Griller highlights never gets old

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

"No thanks. I had a cracker in April."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

'Is it still edible?'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"I've been practicing my sad puppy dog eyes for times like this."

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

"Start Sucking!"