Master Of Sweet Palettes T-Shirts

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Stop staring"

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Henri Matisse

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Shadow Artist

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"I forgot blue."

Still life?

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"I paint only what I love..."

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Starving artists' sale.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.