Master Of Sweet Palettes T-Shirts

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Stop staring"

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Henri Matisse

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Shadow Artist

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Still life?

"I forgot blue."

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

Claude Monet

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Starving artists' sale.