Blood Pudding Buff Prints

Blood Donors Wanted at Black Pudding Store.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Be creative...!"

"Werewolves of London..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Panettone

Baking

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Better Not Squash.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"....and hold the garlic."

'You've had enough.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Hysterically laughing monster.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

The Pride of Frankenstein

The Coffee Tattoo

"It's really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling."

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"