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'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Gene Therapy

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"....and hold the garlic."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Zika Mosquitos

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

"Lovely weather for it."