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Dr. Acula

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

X-ray Psychology.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Gene Therapy

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

Toy Store/Battery Store

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Zika Mosquitos

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

'Gasp! Wheez! Nobody told me that once you have a heart you also need cardio!'