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Dr. Acula

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

X-ray Psychology.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Gene Therapy

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Toy Store/Battery Store

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Zika Mosquitos

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?