Immunity Buff T-Shirts

"I got about a dozen of em'. I'm a vaccine junkie."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

MI5 Press Office

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

Zika Mosquitos

"It's a plant based solution."

'An ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure, but that was before Medicare.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

'It's some sort of side effect of swine flu!'

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Asp Family

'Gasp! Wheez! Nobody told me that once you have a heart you also need cardio!'