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Once again, the texting dummy has missed the wall.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Wall Street...

Mash-Test Dummies.

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

Connected Intersections Challenge

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

Mixing Business and Pleasure

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

'Safest way to travel my back side

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Cow Air Bags.

Dr. Acula

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

My doctor advised me to start walking more.

Piano Airbag

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'