Crash Test Buff Prints

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

Mash-Test Dummies.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Do you have to bring your mother on every flight?'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

Mixing Business and Pleasure

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

Piano Airbag

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

'Safest way to travel my back side

Dr. Acula

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'

You're letting this security thing go to your head.