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"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

Mash-Test Dummies.

Crash test dummies "The roads are treacherous so I'm going out"

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Nice park. . .

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

'It doesn't work...'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"Around here, we call it 'Roadkill Highway'. . ."

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

"I see your son has a summer job."

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"You're going on a very short journey."

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Crash Test Dummy trying out the stair lift.

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

"Oi! Didn't you see me coming?" (Fortune teller has a car accident.)

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'This industry's going to the wall!'