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"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

Mash-Test Dummies.

Crash test dummies "The roads are treacherous so I'm going out"

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Wall Street...

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Nice park. . .

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

'It doesn't work...'

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

"Around here, we call it 'Roadkill Highway'. . ."

Humpty Dumpty Gets in a Taxi.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"Any accidents within the last twelve months?"

"If you didn't like your job, you should go into ventriloquism like your brother."

The maze is easy, but the reward at the end gets charged to your credit card.

"You're going on a very short journey."

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"I see your son has a summer job."