Gnome Fan Gifts

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

Gastro Gnomes

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'I think I missed that episode.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Better Gnomes.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

My first dead gnome!

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

Monster Roller Coaster

That's great, Michelangelo, but the Pope really just wants some gnomes.

"I've always been a gnome body."

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."