Gnome Fan Gifts

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

Gastro Gnomes

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Spring cleaning.

"I've always been a gnome body."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

Monster Roller Coaster

'... And what makes you want to work on the 'Genome' project?'

My first dead gnome!

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'