Finding Nemo Fan Gifts

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"Frosty the Repairman"

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

'Your brains are scrambled.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'No you can't keep it!'

'Not Much, Just relaxing with a cup of coffee,'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

Politically correct Xmas presents

"Travel changed me."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'C'mon, Jeffrey...there has to be a time when people weren't so stupid and annoying.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"Next time you eat a city, skip the fast food restaurants!"