Lost And Found Fan Gifts

You Are Here...X...& YOU Are Lost.

Best before 65 million BC.

He looks so natural lying there...

Convenience.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"Travel changed me."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'Dauber Micawber'

cayetana de alba

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

I'm your biggest fan.

'Mystery egg.'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'