Gnome Collector Gifts

Garden Gnome taking all the fish out of the pond

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

"I miss the security of a walled city."

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Glenveagh: Say NO to smaller gardens

That's great, Michelangelo, but the Pope really just wants some gnomes.

Yeah, well, I think your lawn ornament is offensive!

"No I haven't tried 'The Hobbit'. I never read non-fiction..."

'Why would I want a useless little man hanging around the garden when I've already married one!'

"My son ran away to join the Terracotta Army."

"Listen up, you wretched little gnomes! I want you to focus now, okay?! Fo-cus!!"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

Snow globe

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Snow globe vaccine

'I think I missed that episode.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Better Gnomes.

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"