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Garden Gnome taking all the fish out of the pond

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

"I miss the security of a walled city."

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

Glenveagh: Say NO to smaller gardens

"No I haven't tried 'The Hobbit'. I never read non-fiction..."

'Why would I want a useless little man hanging around the garden when I've already married one!'

"My son ran away to join the Terracotta Army."

"Listen up, you wretched little gnomes! I want you to focus now, okay?! Fo-cus!!"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

Snow globe

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Snow globe vaccine

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'Snow again, today...'

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Spring cleaning.

My first dead gnome!